Nolympic Expert

A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.

Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.

Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."

*shakes head during replay*

by TheBald March 1, 2010

nofty

the art of being awesome

that party last night was so nofty

by guitarplayer93 September 30, 2011

no fly zone

1. air space off-limits to the air force of a certain country. The term received a lot of media attention after the first Iraq war when the Iraqi air force was not allowed to fly in areas prohibited by the U.N.

2. reference to the anus and anal sex, particualrly with a woman. Used on the Howard Stern Show as way to get past the censors.

Did she let you penetrate her no fly zone?

by El Roberto April 3, 2004

noly

the acronymn meaning "No one likes you".

pronounced: no-lee

Keith: Dana was so annoying last night, no one could stand her.
Jordan: I know dude, she was just so NOLY!

by ivysmells March 1, 2010

Noly

A kind and loving Dad, He cant think of anything else but the sake of his children and family.A clever, tough and a brave guy. A good friend to everyone and wants to meet lots of new person. He might not be the perfect men but he is a perfect son/dad.

Noly is a very good men you'll ever wanted to meet.

by J] May 14, 2018

nollybabe

a hot nigerian girl or 2000’s female nollywood actress

did you see funke’s glow up? she’s such a nollybabe!

women in 2000’s nollywood movies were such nollybabes 😍

by talía August 7, 2021

noelyfest

Known by some as 'the festival of light' or 'baby making day', noelyfest is traditionally held every 19th of December, and is famed for its copious amounts of cola, video games and short-bread biscuit.

Noel: What you doin' come Noelyfest '06 Geoffrey?

Geoff: Huh? You mean yo' b'day?

Noel: Eat lead, Geoffrey *fires minigun inaneley*

by George Hayward December 6, 2006