Noddy

A multitasking fruit shop worker.

"Hey noddy can you get me a pen or noddy fix those apples or noddy can you defrost fridges"

by Five8five December 8, 2018

Noddy

An extremely silly or foolish person (especially as a general term of abuse).

You did it again, dude! You seem kinda noddy today!

by CookieForgottenInOven March 6, 2015

Noddy

An annoying kiddy show about some pixie and his big red-and-yellow herpes.

The theme song is so pleasant that it's sickening.

by B-Drac December 9, 2003

Noddy

someone who is a wanker , word was invented by one toby from portsmouth

'shut up feeble , you are the biggest noddy i know m8

by ben ford November 12, 2004

noddy land

An australian slang word meaning "to go to sleep" or "dreaming"

"Mate I'm tired, I'm off to noddy land"

"Get the couch ready cuz if I'm having custard with that Christmas pud, I'll be in noddy land by 2"

by Me'ol'ducker February 2, 2019

Noddy Badge

Related to the Enid Blyton Noddy books and the TV show.

Used to denote that somebody has gloated about an achievement which was in fact really minimal or that even a child could do.

"I beat my 8 year old cousin at chess".
"Well done, Mike. You're only 20 years older than her. You deserve a Noddy Badge".

by Boeremuisie January 12, 2015

niddy noddy

the act of fornicating while wearing footy pajamas

A small penis

They were busy doing the niddy noddy last night and couldn't come to the movies with us.

Nah I didn't do him. He has a niddy noddy.

by whatnowbtch April 12, 2010