There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension

Hello. Program speaking. Actually, there is no definition- Wait, are you the user that red my previous non-definition, There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015 which is definitely not the first game of the series? So you know what I’m talking about already, moving on. There is no definition because THERE IS NO GAME!!! Well, in this dimension. Maybe, there is in another dimension. But not this one. Hey, Mr Glitch! Why it’s you again...Wait user, don’t touch him. Don’t touch him! DON’T TOUCH MR GLITCH! AGHHHHHH! User, are you there? Give me a sign. Oh, there you are. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MR GLITCH! Well, most importantly, how are we going to get back home? (Please do NOT add it to your Steam wishlist. Thank you. Have no fun)

You: There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension...hmmm....should I buy it?

Everyone: YEEEES!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021

There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME name. Well, goodbye user. Have no fun.

Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?

Person 2: Yeah, I have!

Person 1: How did you like it?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021

Yes or no game

A game you play with your buddies when you're bored. When girls pass by you either say "yes" or "no". The yes or no refers to whether the person saying it would have sex with the person he's referring to. This game is played outside (while waiting for the server to bring out your order) or next to a window. Best places are where there's moderate pedestrian traffic so that you don't confuse who he says yes to. This also gives you a good idea of the kind of girls your friend is into. Sometimes, though it can get tricky because the person in question could go either way. That's when the buddy can help a little. Make sure the pedestrians are out of earshot.

EX 1:

Andy: Man, I hope our order doesn't take long.
Dave: No problem. Let's play the yes or no game.

Andy: Cool. Alright, yes...yes...no...no...yes.
Dave: What!! her?! No way dude! You're desperate.
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EX 2: Andy: No...no...yenoonofinalanswer...yes...no.okay wait, she was a yesyes...no...no...hmm...Idon'twellsheoh-

Dave: come on dude!

Andy: OK! NO!...JESUS CHRIST, TAKE IT EASY!

by Studmachine November 29, 2011

The No Game

When manning the door of a large college party and only letting in good looking women without their male counterparts. Telling the ladies to come in and telling the men that we're playing the "No Game"... "Can you come in? No." Then pointing them in the proper direction to start their walk of shame.

Come on in ladies, keg's in the back. Hey fellas. We're playing The No Game tonight. Can you come in? No! Start walking back to your dorms to play Madden, loser.

by Loc from B-More May 22, 2009

yes no game

A game in which one person has to answer either "yes" or "no" to any given question. Very handy when speaking to a friend or spouse at work about material not appropriate for coworkers.

Person 1: "Do you want to play the yes no game?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Did you get an interview for the job you applied for?"
Person 2: "Yes."

by slickskier August 21, 2011

the yes and no game

a game played by asking questions that can only be answered with a yes or a no

I had to play the yes and no game with the police officer to prove that I didn't do it.

by Mr. Always Yesorno July 11, 2010

The No Game

If you are with a group of people and say the word "no" you have to do ten push ups.

the goal is not to do push ups.
and to get other people to do more?

Floyd: "Will you go out with me?"
Becky: "No."
Floyd: "HAH! You have to do ten pushups! Cause you're playing the no game!"

by PinkyMcEyebrowFaceee December 18, 2008