you can't sit with us

The phrase that you say to people if they try to sit at the plastic's lunch table while wearing track pants on a day that isn't Friday or a pony tail for the second time in a week or a color other than pink on Wednesday
That's against the rules and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
by drgmark35 January 29, 2007
mugGet the you can't sit with usmug.

you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!
nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!
by da trick biatch December 21, 2005
mugGet the you can't polish a turdmug.
Fantastic Canadian-made older kids' show aired during Nickelodeon's infancy. Involving snot jokes, barf jokes, fart jokes, and other similar hoohah, it was notable for naming one of its castmembers "Moose" despite the fact that she was a young human female.
Did you know Alanis Morrisette got her start on `You Can't Do That On Television` back in the day? Even still, I like it anyway.
by Neilmiser May 6, 2004
mugGet the You Can't Do That On Televisionmug.

YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Another way of saying that you are untouchable and put everybody else to shame. Basically means you are unstoppable because if a person or thing can't see you they can't catch and/or attack you. Even though you are entirely visible it is a way of telling somebody that they can't fuck with you and they are not on your level.
Person 1: "WTF! You beat me a Halo again!?"

Person 2: "Damn straight biatch..."You can't see me!"
by IceWarm October 16, 2004
mugGet the YOU CAN'T SEE ME!mug.
Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!
by Fearman April 15, 2008
mugGet the you can't handle the truthmug.

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.
Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.
by kajoe February 21, 2011
mugGet the you can't fix stupidmug.

you can't polish a turd

to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.
i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"
by da trick biatch December 28, 2005
mugGet the you can't polish a turdmug.

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