Nissan Skyline R34

WILL WHIP THE FUCKIN SHIT OUT OF A VETTE!!!! (read other comment about the Nissan Skyline R34, for referance)

My Nissan Skyline R34 Will whip the shit out of your moms testicles and your Vette...

by JUGGERNAUT BITCH July 24, 2008

nissan 240sx

quite possibly one of the most adverse cars in the world.the prick that wrote they suck below me is a moron.it comes with a ka24e single cam motor, or ka24de dual cam motor.and when boosted the car rips mustangs and porsches in half. other versions such as the silvia come with the sr20det and occasionally the ca18det. while the 180sx comes with ca18det. they are quite fast when done right. and personally i blow mustangs 5.0 on the highway as if they were civics with my ka24de turbo.

-you see that hick try to race the nissan 240sx in his camaro
- yeh that little 4-banger left him in the dust

by boobies mcgee May 6, 2007

Nissan Stagea

Commonly called the Skyline Wagon, is a car developed by Nissan Japan, to combat the Subaru Legacy in the Japanese market. It appears to be styled from the old R31 Skyline Wagons with a similar front with the lights being placed the same. The early WC34 models which were produced from 1996 til 2000 featured the same engines as the R33 and R34 Skylines. The current M35 model was released in 2001 and had its engine changed to the VQ series, just like the Skyline. Though one engine option of the Stagea is unique for this car. The VQ25DET is only available in the Stagea. Where as all other engine options are shared with the corresponding V35 Skyline model.

I drive a Nissan Stagea

by eemo_crash June 4, 2007

Nissan Queef

An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.

OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.

by Shawnerrr November 22, 2010

Nissan Stanza

Noun, A car that is made by Nissan that is no longer in production but should be, it has many different models including a 5 door hatchback model. has a small engine for its body and even the smallest repairs can get sticky. ex. i had the starter replaced on mine, they had to take out the engine to get at it.

The car in the first home alone movie that the pizza delivery guy drives and hits the statue, right in the beginning of the movie. its a nissan stanza

by Smeter-Pan August 10, 2009

Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS

People say Nissan's prime was in its 90s and early 2000s and they couldn't be more spot on. The Nissan Pulsar is a well-known car in the car community, it may not stand out in its looks or performance but it is a lot of fun to drive, with the mighty SR20 engine it is a very reliable car that won't let you down. These cars are becoming more scarce as some owners tend to get carried away and thrashing these cars, eventually ending up on Facebook marketplace car wreakers. To the average person, this car is an absolute shit box meanwhile they buy a shit unreliable car that they paid way too much for and have the driving skills of a 10 year old. Once you get a Pulsar you never go back and that's a fact. Yeah sure "your car isnt safe you're gonna die if you crash" this could be more wrong. I have witnessed a pulsar take on a semi-trailer and it held up excellent...... until it got written off. Unlike todays cars Nissans/ all cars made before 2010 actually have a personality and are enjoyable to drive. As I've been in both manual and auto I can say that in my opinion, Manuel is way more fun to drive but since you live in Sydney have fun shifting from first to second as everywhere its a traffic jam, Also don't ruin these cars with over the top mods u idiots keep it simple. For the NEW rating of this car safety is a 3/5, boosting is 5/5, and vibEs 5/5 on the p plate scale this car gets a 13/15 falling in the category of cool car bro.

'wtf is that" says fellow nonce
"why of cause its my Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS" says local legend

by smailliw nehs June 30, 2022

Nissan Micra

The best car to ever exist (especially the K12 2003-2010 version). Only those who have never driven it talk shit about this masterpiece. It is like the God himself built this car because you can't even theoretically crash in it (because it is slow). But, c'mon, what do you expect from a tiny car? Sadly, there were no Nissan Micra GT-R produced.

Dude, I jut got overtaken by that Nissan Micra. What a chad drives it. I wish I were as cool as he is

by I_Own_Nissan_Micra_GTR December 8, 2022