Ninjury

When you wake up with an ache or pain with no recollection of how you sustained it.

I woke up with another ninjury today. Weird thing is I literally sat on my arse all day yesterday.

by MexicanDaycareJeans March 20, 2020

Ninjury

Sustaining an injury during ninja activities. Noun

My boy threw a ninja star at me. He missed. I threw one back. He suffered a Ninjury as I hit him with return fire.

by ZeusMoose September 8, 2025

Ninjury

Sustaining an injury during ninja activities. Noun

My boy hit me with a ninja star. During practice. I got a Ninjury.

by ZeusMoose September 8, 2025

On The Job Ninjury

When you are at your place of employment and are assaulted by a hoarde of (or a) ninja(s) this is referred to as an On The Job Ninjury.

Doug: "Where's Fred today? I didn't see him in his newly bloodstained cubicle!"
Ernest: "That bastard was attacked by ninja's yesterday, hence the blood stains."
Doug: "being a victim of an On The Job Ninjury is awful. this has been a Public Service Announcement..."

by Deadweight01 January 12, 2008

ninjuries

1. injuries caused by ninja attacks.

Those weren't regular injuries on the pirates, those were ninjuries caused by the ninja known as Debs

by Wild and Witless June 2, 2006

Ninjary

1. The act of behaving like a ninja.
2. Thievery.
3. (less frequently) Any act of skulduggery.

1. With these new darkvision goggles I got in the mail, I can see the darkies sneaking around near the park. Their ninjary will get them nowhere!
2. The old lady isn't watching her purse, so quit being a pussy bitch and show me your ninjary skills.

by CriticalBastard March 14, 2011

Ninjary

The injury gained as a result of being attacked by a ninja.

Ouch, I've got a painful ninjury on that knee!

by Mr nice guy May 26, 2005