A quick beer. Typically used around 5-6 PM amongst colleagues. People suggesting or agreeing to go for a ninja beer usually have the mutual understanding that one quick beer could lead to many.
John: "Hey guys, let's go for a ninja beer?"
Susan: "I actually have work to do when I get home. Well.. F*ck it; Let's go for a quick one"
Susan: "I actually have work to do when I get home. Well.. F*ck it; Let's go for a quick one"
by PinkBunny1990 July 30, 2016
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After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.
by Rimjob Ninja June 26, 2010
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Someone who is riding their bicycle in dark/low visibility conditions, without a headlight or taillight. So-called because they are invisible, like a ninja.
The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
I wasn't expecting to be out this late, so I didn't have my lights with me, and I was a bike ninja for the ride home.
When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.
When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.
by aprilstarchild May 23, 2008
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Sorry dude, I'll hang out with you guys tomorrow night, I got loads of homework to do.
*Later*
Hey DarkMagus, ready to slay those Giant Solifuges?
Yeh, I almost couldn't come but luckily I maganged to get out of it, I'm a Ninja Geek
*Later*
Hey DarkMagus, ready to slay those Giant Solifuges?
Yeh, I almost couldn't come but luckily I maganged to get out of it, I'm a Ninja Geek
by changer January 29, 2006
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Take a look at Janet glowing over there on the dance floor making a runner for the powder room. She's so nincontinent.
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intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
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