The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth is an allegorical statue in St. Louis.

The sculptures refused to depict The Naked Truth with clothes because "Den she would not be naked."

by Cranberry Bob December 18, 2019

naked shit

When you take such a nasty shit that you have to take off all your clothes just to handle it.

Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!

Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!

by nypaliguy November 9, 2009

Nike University

A nickname for The University of Oregon due to their close association with the Nike Corporation

Oregon gets such much money and gear from Nike they mine as well just call themselves Nike University

by brothority September 2, 2016

You on some naked shit

When you just don’t give a fuck on some savage shit

Ahhh bro you on some naked shit you crazy

by Treble March 14, 2018

Size 13 Nikes

If you wear these shoes you may have the hardest life.. try MENS size 13 Nike’s. No one beats you

John: I was in a car accident

Avery: you think that’s bad. I wear size 13 nikes...men’s size 13 nikes

John: *goes in shock because of how bad he situation is and forgets he’ll never be able to walk again*

by Just wanted to put one thing October 5, 2019

Naked Day

Your school's annual day where clothing is optional and nudity is allowed. Some students aren't brave enough to go fully naked, but many will go at least partially nude - i.e. in their underwear, or shirtless. Over the course of the day, many students gain the confidence to strip down more and more, ending the day wearing much less than they started with.

Jacob: Are you doing Naked Day this year?

James: Yeah, for sure! I'm going completely naked! What about you?

Jacob: I might wear just underwear.

James: Okay. I hope Amanda goes fully naked again this year!

by naked streaker August 6, 2019

Naked burglar

One who burgles houses, or steals from other places, naked.

Sometimes done to avoid leaving evidence, but mainly just for the thrill of it.

Jack the naked burglar broke into the Smith's house, stole money and jewellery, had a wank and left.

by Witch of the West October 5, 2007