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Negligent Friendacide

The term used when a friend has been extremely busy that they haven't been able to communicate regularly with their friends.
Ashley: Hey Brittany, have you heard from Nick lately?

Brittany: He's always at work. He's totally committing negligent friendacide.
by Slikniky September 7, 2013
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choad negligent

Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.
Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent
by Supercooldudeman March 31, 2009
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negligent

Dean is negligent.
Stop being so negligent.
Top quality negligence there!
Dean, you're negligent.
by ronneh! December 21, 2005
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Negligents

Someone who have great power.
Wow, this guy is Negligents! He have power to carry heavy things!
by Dudevictor123 July 25, 2016
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Négligent

1. A Type of sexy nightgown made for men to impress a lady.
2. Négligee is for women, Négligent is for men.
3. Lingerie for men

(Sounds best when spoke with a french accent.)
Justin wanted to impress his woman tonight and decided to wear some sexy négligent.

Anthony and his woman were having their anniversary and he decided to woo her with his stunning négligent.
by Manhammer 1980 April 13, 2008
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Negligentable

An individual who is likely to fail to exercise the care expected of a reasonably prudent person in like circumstances.

Chronically careless.
Do not use him as a reference, he is negligentable.
by nsac August 11, 2011
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negligent vomicide

Obviously, a play on negligent homicide.

At its core, the act of vomiting on a person, usually by failure to exercise care that normally would be expected of an individual. This is almost always committed by a heavily intoxicated individual. The guilty party will make no attempt to stop his or herself from vomiting, thus making it negligent.

May also be used to describe an act of throwing up anywhere inside someone's home, on someone's property, pets, car, or any place that makes it extremely annoying or difficult to clean.

The creator of the term has been thrown up on twice, once while talking to the guilty party, and once while driving, and yes, both times were considered negligent vomicide.
"Steve just committed negligent vomicide. He threw up all over the back of Lindsay's head while she was driving."

"Kara isn't looking so good, better keep an eye on her before she commits 'the crime'." (The crime being, you guessed it, negligent vomicide.)

In response to someone vomiting all over someone's couch or coffee table, guy in room says "WHHoooaahh! Negligent!" (May be shortened to just 'negligent' in the heat of the moment).
by Kaos1010 February 14, 2012
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