noobarrhea

A medical condition which can only infect a noob. It is kind of like gonorrhea and diarrhea, only it happens to noobs when they are pwned.

I pwned noobs so badly last night that they contracted noobarrhea

by banjofred101 February 7, 2006

noobafied

When a rookie (usually in a virtual game) defeats an experienced player.

Dude you got noobafied

by Dare Lorenzo December 13, 2007

Noobalator

(Adj)

1.) Someone who portrays the essence of a Noob.

"Danny is such a fucking Noobalator, he has no idea of whats going on!"

by Lagrungie07 October 2, 2007

Noobasarus Rex

A new player in a video game.Lack of skills.Short playtime.No knowlegde of controls.

"You should've never let him played.He never played before.He's a noobasarus rex"

by Mac1598 March 25, 2009

Nobax

Not bad, Thanks "Thx"

Pers1: Hey boy sup?
Pers2: Nobax, you?
Pers1: same.

by Nobax August 21, 2016

noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012

Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!

by LeDur February 7, 2013

noobageddon

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness

1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!

by Arrow January 10, 2005