A scientific law formulated by Sir Isaac Newton telling the likelyhood of a female having sexual relations with a male, as expressed in the equation:
100{2*lM(d^2)l/(v-S)}/G
where:
M= Muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= Moral Values
S= slut value
G=Girl's hotness
100{2*lM(d^2)l/(v-S)}/G
where:
M= Muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= Moral Values
S= slut value
G=Girl's hotness
Jon: Do you think Ashley will fuck Michael tonight?
Matt: No, he's not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy Newton's 69th Law.
Matt: No, he's not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy Newton's 69th Law.
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Sexy alien in the movie called the man who fell to earth. Played by the sexiest man ever, David Bowie
" Hey have you seen " The man who fell to earth "?"
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Ryan newton once chugged a beer, bowled a perfect game, banged everyones mom, flew a jet around the world, and scaled Mt Everest, all in one day, it was awesome
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Newton Massachusetts is divided into many towns, Nonantum being one that has a large Italian population.
If you live in Newton, you can get to Boston very quickly
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This technique can also be used by men f9r normal penile circumference in intercourse with a gaping or otherwise cavernous orifice. This is a solution to the "hotdog in a hallway situation"
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Derrick had to give her the Twig Newton for her to get off.
*when seeing a micro penis* You're going to have to Twig Newton me with that little thing.
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