pluck my nerves

something that really bothers you

You really pluck my nerves sometimes.

by ms pie May 16, 2006

Nerdest

A person who prefers to sit at the computer naked. Not necessarily related to surfing porn, someone who simply prefers to be naked while working at the computer.

I know many "Nerds" who sit in a darkened room all day, coding or doing some kind of "nerd" related job.

3 of these people prefer to sit naked while working. We came up with the term nerdest to describe nerds who prefer to sit and work naked.

by mossking March 5, 2009

irks my nerves

To piss off, grind the gears of, makes one twitch just thinking about the issue.

It really irks my nerves when someone smacks a random girls ass.

You know what irks my nerves? Going to school, being greeted with the 7th Grade Twilight Fan-girl made posters announcing how soon New Moon is coming out in theaters.

by My lolwut? October 20, 2009

pre party nerves

the butterflies and overwhelming feeling of nervousness and anxiety before a big party

turn the car around, im having pre party nerves!!!

by Oscarthecat September 6, 2014

Bundle of nerves

A clitoris

She rubbed her bundle of nerves to get off

by Whore4onedirection February 22, 2021

Nersesianism

The philosophy that follows the values of Ms. Goarine Nersesian. This belief follows the mistrust of Russian bears and many of the ideals that embody the forceful culture of Russia and Armenia. One does not doubt or contradict Nersesianism, or else one will be utterly destroyed and raped. The forceful sense of Nersesianism contradicts itself at points, but eventually straightens out.

Do not trust Russian Bear

Dude 1: Hey where are you going?
Dude 2: To church why?
Dude 1: Just wondering...are you Catholic?
Dude 2: Nah I'm Lutherian; why, what are you?
Dude 1: I believe all religions are pointless, and I believe in the ideals of Nersesianism.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Never trust Russian Bear.
Dude 2: So its a religion?
Dude 1: No, its a belief, that believes that all religions are pointless, and follows the beliefs of Ms. Goarine Nersesian.
Dude 2: Cool.
Dude 1: Abort your religion! Infadels!

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

Persian Nerdess

An attractive, diminutive, female Persian bookworm who thinks as much about sex as she does about punctuation.

Bill: Whoa. Look at that sexy little number.

Ted: Dude, she's just a nerd.

Bill: No way, man. I can see right through that cover. She's a Persian Nerdess if I've ever seen one. Persian Kitty -- yum!

by Nonsenseseses December 21, 2010