Nelsonism

A way of life, an order above all.

A mix of pantheistic values crossed with Jainism.

An art of thinking.

A quote from the Nelsonist, "All matter and cosmos are connected through the beginning of time and both inanimate and animate objects coexist in harmony" -Chapter 1 Consciousness 2017 Nelsonism

by Nelsonism Religion February 27, 2017

Nelsonism

Practicing the religion of the Nelson god.

Person 1: Why are you naked here?
Person 2: First amendment, it’s my religion, nelsonism.

by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022

Nelsoning

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

nelsonluis

Phenomenal athlete. Loves to talk about himself while being a flirt. A majority of his friends are girls but is not gay.

You’re such a nelsonluis

by Ihatenigg3rs November 11, 2019

Nelsoning

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022

Nelsoning

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022