An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.
I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.
by O-town daddy November 9, 2013
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by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005
Get the negotiations mug.The verb form of nogotiation, the art of blatantly undermining negotiations while claiming to support them with the goal of not reaching an agreement. A favorite tool of old and disconnected politicians that think it's their way or no way.
Nogotiations successfully got us into war with Iraq, where we found tons of weapons of mass destruction.
The nogotiators in Iran are going to make sure the United States is always at war.
Nogotiating in all of my relationships is how I make sure they work for me.
The nogotiators in Iran are going to make sure the United States is always at war.
Nogotiating in all of my relationships is how I make sure they work for me.
by ciciserendipity June 18, 2014
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Short form: DN, A counter strike source Texture City map based noob pub clan that was founded by Mellowman.
by whaltosldolsd March 21, 2009
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Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?
Guy 2: Yep
Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
Guy 2: Yep
Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
by Neret March 22, 2011
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We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.
by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025
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