Needlestick

This is what happens when a phlebotomist or nurse is being careless, or the patient is flailing their arms around. This is when your needle being used for a blood-draw sticks you and gives you whatever disease your patient has.

Phlebotomist: "That damn mental patient tried to attack me and ended up giving me a needlestick. Now I have AIDS."

by Adieu February 27, 2011

Teddy Needler

A male that is cursed with an incredibly small and thin manhood and the sex drive of viagra guinea pig, With a Beanie Babies and teddy fetish...

I found him filling the Beanie Babies I sleep with, the bloody Teddy Needler.

by Sunnydays45 June 9, 2011

needler

the pink stuff
that explodes
and
hurts
used mostly in halo
but may be found outside somewhere else
in the real world

Guy 1-hey dude whats u-wait. Whats that?
guy 2-its a needler
guy 1- u make it yourself?
guy 2-no dipshit i found it...fucking retard...
guy 1-say it to my face damnit
guy 2-ill say this
*pulls trigger*
*hundreds of pink needles come out*
guy 1-aaaaa my eye!

by 8108 June 25, 2005

needler

The purple needle shooting hand gun in halo. also know as the Barny Jizz gun.

ha! i gave that dude a facial with the needler

by noodleman April 21, 2005

needler

The worst gun in halo

Primarly used by bad kids and people not trying

Ha! That queer is using a needler, must be terrible.

by Jissm April 25, 2006

needler

One who is equipped with a needle dick.

I can't stand Chris, he is such a needler. He is always fucking shit up with his needlerness.

by PaulLJR March 20, 2010

NeedleRape

When someone penatrates you against your will with a needle containing the rapist's fluid of choice.

Biden has agreed to authorize the "needlerape" (ing) of the us citizens.

by Nandizm. March 25, 2021