neeb

A person with a small penis.

Example 1)
"You're a neeb" -
"You have a small penis"

Example 2)
"That's neebish" -
"Your current manner is reminiscent of one who possesses a small penis"

by DukeSexington February 10, 2008

neeb

(n) Any person who acts drunk, stupid, or is just a general nuisance; an assh*le.
(v) to get drunk or act like an idiot.

neebed; neebish; neeber
Contraction of 'inebriate'.

Better pass this guy. He's driving like a neeb.

Q: What are you doing for St. Pat's?
A: Goin out to get my neeb on!

by joespagg March 19, 2006

neeb

Originating from Noob, Newb, Newbie, New player. When used in this term, It is an offensive statement.

"Hahahaz! Lolz!12 roflflz, I just pwnt d4t NEEB like a sizzy. LOLZ </3"

by Adam April 13, 2005

Neeb

A combination between noob and weeb usually used to call someone else and idiot

Hey! Jaysle you’re such a neeb.

by Pinnaclea June 2, 2020

neeb

A word commonly used to descibe a person in a shooting game that throws a fit when he/she is killed. they commonly will scream and yell into the head set. Neebs are commonly found in games such as halo, halo 2, gears of war and so on and so forth. Neebs are the worst people to play with because if they win or lose the neeb will either scream in anger or scream in pure delight.

The neeb screamed in pure delight after winning a match
the neeb screamed in anger after he was killed

by poop in toilet January 27, 2007

neeb

A word used by true computer game dependant people to describe someone who is new at an online game and doesn't yet really know how to play the way that the dependants do. While the dependants THINK that this is a mockery of the noob, this is truely a mockery of their own lame computer lives. A person who calls someone a neeb, is in NEED of a social life of any kind.

He shot his own guy then ran into a wall!
Yeah then I shot him to death!
He;s a total NEEB.

by Adam July 19, 2005

neeb

see noob

your a neeb

by Joe September 29, 2003