Needled

When a heroin addict stabs you with their needle to give you their diseases

That bitch almost needled me when I wouldn't give her a ciggy

by Loveyloveface August 2, 2018

neddle

Being totally completely and utterly pwned with a needler on halo.

I just neddled you bizatch!!!!!!!!!

by Domovoi January 2, 2005

Needledick

A man with an uncircumcised penis.

you fucking needledick

by J Boogie September 14, 2005

Needledick

Needledick - The name of someone who bullies or harasses others out of jealousy because their dick is too small

Phil is an absolute needledick

by Imnotahobo July 22, 2014

Needledick

What Casey and Annie Love.

Michael has a needledick.

by What Are My Nipples? February 5, 2005

needled

needled is some kind of biggest noob on the world

it's like 2 guys are talkin
1st: you seen how stupid is that guy?
2nd: yeah, he so stupid, i cannot believe.
1st: omg, he is real needled

by :pPppP June 11, 2006

Needledorf

(Knee) (del) (dorf) A tiny saltwater bound creature that some people find delicious when cooked. Needledorfs are native to Canada waters and are tiny shrimp like animals with beady eyes and long tentacles. Needledorfs are good in cocktails. The word can also be used in contextual reference to someones stupid actions. Can be used as a singular EG: "Needle"

Person1 "Man i just slammed my shopping cart into that pregnant lady and she gave accidental birth from the impact!"

Person2 "Dude you needledorf why the hell didnt you watch where you were going, did you at least buy some needledorfs for dinner?"

by Djaries April 18, 2007