natch

Shortened version of biz natch, which is a derivative of bitch.

Get outta my bed, and take your stinkin' thong with you, 'natch!

by Jerome April 2, 2005

natch

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. 15 time World Heavyweight Champion. Stylin' and Profilin'. Jet-Flyin', Limosine-Ridin' Kiss-stealin', Wheelin'-Dealin' Son of a Gun. Need I say more?

To be the man, you gotta beat the man! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by Marcus December 31, 2004

Natch

The hair that collects in the belly-button after wearing a shirt/T-shit for a day. The natch can vary in colour depending on the colour of shirt.

Pete had a huge green natch today.

by Priceeboi August 13, 2012

natch

A shortened form of biznatch, meaning bitch. Most used in a friendly way rather than a demeaning way.

Girl: Get over here, natch!

by waterxlilyzzs December 9, 2008

Natch

A bald spot on a persons facial or body hair.
A 'N'egative p'ATCH' of hair.

What's with that funky natch on your face?

by Shaz_Mazoo July 20, 2006

natch

n. The NATure CHannel. Also as: Natch, NatCh and (rarely) NATCH. Usually follows a definite article.

Heya chap, were you watching 'When Bears Attack' last night on the natch? Was it not the shizzle?

by UncoolCentral October 26, 2005

natch

Literally, from or of the rump. Originally used as a meatpacking term. Can be used to substitute any form of a negative word.

Dude, I just took Dr. Baumer's test - it was freakin' natch!

Yo goat, wash your stinky ass socks man...they smell super natch.

I boned Ashley last night and her cunt was natch.

by B'jackoff October 15, 2004