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parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap
Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes
by wumba May 2, 2005
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Nortonist

One who acts like a snake towards their peers. Untrustworthy, egotistical, manipulative, and dismissive to those who they deem less than them. Often clout chasing. (Think's they're the shit)
Damn Liam has been acting diff since he started hanging with seniors bro is a nortonist

Bro thinks he better than everyone else, he is such A nortonist
by militia JP January 22, 2022
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larsonist

A Larsonist a Larsa Marie Pippen fan. Larsonists are stan’s of Larsa Pippen! Larsa Marie Pippen is an American reality television personality, socialite, and businesswoman. She is an original main cast member on Bravo's reality series The Real Housewives of Miami, appearing since its premiere in 2011, rejoining in 2021.
“OMG! I love Larsa Pippen! That makes me a Larsonist”
by doritslay April 11, 2023
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Drama Arsonist

Someone (typically a female) who loves to spark drama through exaggerations, gossip or cattiness. Once the flame is lit, they sit back and get off on the havoc they caused.
Female Drama Arsonist 1: "I know his girlfriend is jealous of me already, so I'll comment on his posting about going to the comedy club and say I want to go too."

Female Drama Arsonist 2: "That bitch thinks she can chime in on my man's posting to piss me off?!? I guess I'll let her boyfriend know about the little fling she had on her girls trip."

*This can be a never ending cycle when two Drama Arsonists go head to head (no pun intended).
by ChrisM949 June 23, 2015
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larsonist

Someone who steals something only to set it on fire.
This guy I know stole a girl's ipod and set it on fire in his backyard, I think he's a larsonist, what an idiot...
by Pippi Longstockings April 3, 2010
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