norkolepsy

The state of trance a man enters when confronted with a pair of tits.

Sorry about that. I went into norkolepsy when Clavdia come in in that off-the-shoulder ballgown. Just run to the lav for a quick number three. Did I miss anything?

by Lord Grimcock May 15, 2009

academic narcolepsy

The condition where a person, who is not tired, instantly falls asleep or becomes sleepy when in a classroom setting. After leaving the classroom the person is once again alert.

"I had a serious case of academic narcolepsy in class today, did not catch any of the lecture."

by J. Anton January 31, 2008

Boner Narcolepsey

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.

Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.

by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017

Boner Narcolepsy

A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint

We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.

by Frontpagepodcast May 19, 2016

Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

vehicular narcolepsy

chronically falling asleep anytime you're in a moving vehicle

"I'm so tired, but I can't fall asleep. Can you drive me around the block like my mom did when I was a baby, 'cuz I have a serious case of vehicular narcolepsy"

by JenaB March 10, 2008

Napolepsy

Uncontrollably falling into 10-20 minute sleeping spells at inappropriate times. Other symptoms include "the head bob", that can be seen as a student fights an on coming Napolepsy spell, and illegible or missing notes. Most often caused by monotonous drab professors and warm lecture halls.

"Dude bro Chad, can I get the notes from you later."
"Nah, sorry man, I had a hardcore Napolepsy attack."

"I caught a serious case of Napolepsy in ME107 with Lambropoulos this semester."

by Cr4zyCr4ck3r May 4, 2010