yardstick

1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.

1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."

2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."

by cshannon17 March 7, 2010

tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

yardstick

A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).

He used a yardstick to measure things.

by Dueck April 15, 2006

yardstick

used to decribe malboro 100s

wanna yardstick? they're all i got.

by djashburnmn October 2, 2007

Yardstick

Just a funny word to randomly call people.

You yardstick!

by Yepthatsme May 12, 2018

yardstick

A stick that is commonly used in one's yard.

Toss me that yardstick...that one there at your feet in the yard.

by gt-skip April 15, 2005

Bubblegum yardstick

artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock

Mary: Man im bored

Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =

by Bubblegum yum yum September 15, 2009