naples

A cornball way of saying, no. Or used to decline an offer. Can also be used to say you disapprove of something, or someone.(calling naples on something)

1.If someone were to ask me,"would you like a bowl of cottage cheese?", I would respond by saying, "Naples". cause cottage cheese is nasty, don't you know.

2.I caught her in a lie, so I had to call naples on her.

3.I call naples on bands like, slipknot, and icp, and godsmack. 'cause they all sound like poo.

by the good joey August 23, 2007

Naples

Naples is a town in Florida where people that DON’T live in Naples believe it’s only where rich white people live but it’s actually very diverse and pretty chill. It’s very hectic sometimes. It’s not the most lit place in Florida, it’s definitely a bit boring and theirs not a whole lot to do but the beaches are the best

“Naples is where most Cubans live but then again... they are all over Florida and basically own it”

by Relatableshit October 17, 2018

Naples

It's the Brenden schuab of nipples

Those are some nice naples

by BoogShady January 31, 2022

Naples Boy

a white teenage boy who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give him a lot of money and sluts line up to suck him off.

Yo, James is a Naples Boy. He always flaunts his money and his mom & dad bought him a Porsche! I am so jealous that he has so many bitches. He must double dip the chicken wing every-night.

by URBAN USERRRR October 7, 2018

Naples Girl

a white teenage girl who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give her a lot of money and jocks line up to fuck her.

Yo, Molly is a Naples Girl. She always flaunts her money and her mom & dad bought her a Porsche! I am so jealous that she has so many boyfriends.

by URBAN USERRRR October 9, 2018

naples high

public high school in naples, florida. typically graduates tight, awesome bros. the girls are on the fugly side though

that kid goes to naples high? what a cool guy

by bigolloser April 30, 2011

Naples Pap

One who resembles a placenta-flesh eating skinny faggot who twirls around naked in hallways to impress other men who charm their anacondas to his presense. Furthermore, he enjoys sucking cock for coke to make him feel like the almighty god of anal bleeders. Despite his fag loving fetish he also craves the g-spot of 10 year old girls---yet he is unable to recieve this desire because of the 9 inch cranberry man twatted juice flavored dildo constantly jammed in his brown eye. Despite all these flaws, he is greately expected to win the noble price of being the first personn to have the ablity to literally make his bald guy puke by jackin off to an object--not a person.

Silly Sally: Oh no! My 10 year old niece, Jasmine's g-spot has been penetrated again...

Mr. Chitel: Fuck! Another Naples Pap came here yesterday!!!

by Herick Fjelstad January 23, 2008