napkinned

Instead of being born, the mother has a headache and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.

I wish we could go back in time. I want to be swallowed or napkinned, not born.

by Dirpidirp July 12, 2019

napkin

derived from the word blumpkin. The act of receiving head while taking a nap.

"After she gave me blumpkin I became tired and took a nap. While I was dozing off, she began performing felatio again. She loves giving napkin.

by Big Seany September 4, 2007

Napkins

extra flap of skin on the Labia Majora, that somewhat resembles roast beef

That bitch last night has NAPKINS, i can't fuck with it. I straight kicked her out.

by Jimmy Joggins February 21, 2011

Napkin

To wipe away your ass because you don’t have toilet paper

“Hey, mom! I’m taking a shit and don’t have toilet paper! What do I do!”

“Wipe your ass with a napkin!”

by Announcing definitions August 13, 2018

Napkin

An epileptic midget

Never let a "Napkin" operate heavy machinery.

by Fluffer May 20, 2003

Napkin

An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...

Olli went to get a Coke from the machine and it cost him two Napkins!

by HOT KYLE May 25, 2006

napkin

Napkin means matass squared

You are such a napkin.

by Mrs. Bilz January 2, 2009