Nank

The act of having a wank, followed by a nap.

"I've got an hour before Coronation Street starts so I'm off to bed for a nank"

by Chodgey June 25, 2018

nank

Typical british slang for stabbing someone with a knife or sharp tool or object

Oi I'm gonna nank you fam

by IamLostX May 15, 2019

Nank

To nervously have a wank (nervous wank)
One synonym is hanx (anxious handjob)

'I was at my mates house, his toilet lock was broken and I had a nank in his bathroom.'

by IronicallyAk December 18, 2019

Nank

Nank meanings "nothing". Usually used in the south/south east of England.

"What do you have in your hand?"
"Nank"

by anxietybear1 September 16, 2019

Nank

An absolute twat or goon.

“Honestly, you’re a fucking nank im not gonna lie.”

by miajade April 22, 2018

Nank

Nothing.

I didn’t get nank for it

by Nah nah that’s not me June 11, 2020

nank

nank is a person who is a embarrassment to chill with

Ali; you wanna chill with daanish
Shifa:Nah hes a fucking nank

by LALOOOOO0000 November 18, 2020