Academic Chicken

A game in which the student wastes as much time as possible before the final deadline, often leaving mere minutes for a large assignment.

Eric: Isn't the analysis essay due tomorrow?

Casey: yea, I've been working on it for weeks.

Eric: yea, I need to start that.

Casey; playing academic chicken?

Eric:yea. when I get home, I'll play a few rounds of Warhammer first, to get me ready.

by GandalftehWhite April 28, 2009

academic frustration

The quality or state of being frustrated or thoroughly upset by one or multiple things either directly or indirectly related to school, classes, homework, or other academic aspects.

Jesse suffers from academic frustration due to the fact that his professors are mentally retarded.

by Niiro Kitsune May 9, 2011

Academic exhaustion

The point at which a student becomes incapable of studying any more and accepts their own failure at the specific subject

Maddie-Wowww. I just studied for like 6 hours last night and I stillll don't know what Newton's laws mean! I'm done with physics, I quit!

Anthony-Aw, I think your suffering from academic exhaustion!

by Machi25 December 12, 2009

Academically Romantic

1. A term used to mean borderline romantic, hiding the romantic connotation by using the word "academic"
2. Romantic in the world of Academia; having a love for or with academics

1. The movie created was neither academic or romantic, but academically romantic.
2. I love this problem-- it's academically romantic

by Jakayus January 14, 2010

Academic Donkey

A person who takes care of a girl and does everything for her in school such as Assignments, projects and also buys her food but doesn't benefit from it...

That guy does everything that girl wants and she doesn't seem to love him, I think he is her Academic Donkey

by @Abbakrr March 1, 2019

academic delirium

The excited, confused, inappropraite state of mind a medical student reaches during finals time. It is a syndrome of acute onset characterized by uncontrollable gchating, youtubing, facebooking, google+ing, sneaking food in the library, as well as an exponential increase in the amount of breaks to "make peepees", due to caffeine overdosing. The syndrome can be aggravated by accelerated medical school programs of the caribbean nature. In this case, those affected, rather than actively working on a tan, are working on a DVT directly correlated to sitting on a desk for 22 hours straight. Complete resolution and healing is expected within 7-10 days post examination. Recovery is accelerated by alcohol, sleeping, stuffing one's face with food, and avoiding all direct and indirect contact with studyproducts and the such. Condition is highly infectious.

Frederica: What time are you going home?
Me: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....... Academic delirium currently in progress...............have to get through another 86 hours of adaboobies, yakaboots, pandybear, and da beevs. Wanna get another coffee?

by gigglemonsterinthehouse August 17, 2011

academic rape

when your professor fucks you over so you actually fail your final worth 85%.

I definitely failed that exam. It was academic rape in the purest form. How could you Sid.

by krnz998740 December 9, 2019