Dirty Myranda

When you tell a man you are going to have sex with him for money but rob him instead

Damn that bitch on meet me gave me a dirty myranda... better luck next time

by XxderriksxX April 9, 2020

Myrandah

A girl who picks her nose and eats it

Oh look its Myrandah, eww she just dug for gold

by ___x____X_____X____X April 15, 2015

Myrandah

Myrandah is an amazing friend. She is a huge extrovert and is very loud, but can be rather quiet if something personal is bothering her. She always finds space in her heart for new friends, and has so many to love her as well.
Myrandah has so many crushes that just come and go, but she still finds the time to talk about them. She ALWAYS makes up secret nicknames for her crushes or people she wants to talk about without anyone knowing.

Usually a blonde or light brown haired girl, Myrandah is EXTREMELY beautiful but can be insecure about it. She will call anyone beautiful but herself. She has a fabulous personality being loud and proud.

Is that Myrandah over there?? I hear she's is an awesome friend. I'd love to meet her!

by neveragainwillthishappen June 3, 2019

Mirandize

When someone listens to Hamilton the musical so much, all they think about is Hamilton lyrics

Person #1: “Owen was trying to convince Olivia to give him a second chance, meanwhile-“

person #2: “MEANWHILE! Madison is grappling with the fact that not every issue can be settled by committee!”

Person #1: “damn, you got mirandized bad.”

by Alexander Hamilham November 21, 2018

Merandia

Totally HOT AND COOL.

Merandia was just like, totally hot looking today.

by ILOVEMYHOMERANDIA May 13, 2009

mirandized

As in "I read her her Miranda rights"; disrobing a woman upon entering a room with a door, forcing her " to assume the position" of facing the door with her arms outstretched (palms against door) and placing feet widely apart in spread eagle fashion. Working down from the hair and neck, liberally apply analingus and cunnilingus. She has been "mirandized".

Fantasy role-playing, handcuffs and bad cop mustache optional.

"Last night ole ghurrl was so hot for it, that as soon as we got in the door, I read her "her rights"...daddy mirandized her right in her parents' living room!"

by merchantofpain April 28, 2010

Gianni Morandi

An Italian singer, mostly known due to the infamous song Volare and for his gigantic hands and eternal smile
his name is used in the expression giannimoranding

His hand are as big as Gianni Morandi 's

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor May 29, 2018