mooter

A man scooter which is used by people from the area of Dudley.

Usually they crash when trying to pass people.

I spoke to Mark today, who managed to crash his mooter when trying to pass someone on the pavement.

by Acora! June 6, 2013

mooters

Like "man boobs" or "moobs" only fuller and rounder. An unsettling site common in the 50 and over crowd and the video gaming community. can often be seen in communal showers and health club saunas

My buddy:Holy fuck I saw old Carl in the shower after work, he's got some real moobs!

Me: No Dude, Those aren't moobs, those are some real mooters

by GaryTheVanillaGorilla November 13, 2010

mooter

a person who does not MOOT about how beautiful someone looked the day before or look now.

I am not a mooter to nice people.

by insaneazn March 31, 2010

mootering

verb form of mootie,

Stop mootering!!! u are such a mootie!!

by sophia December 11, 2003

Mooter

when a guy has a male version of breasts, either by extra fat or from working out aka man hooter

WOW, that guy has some serious mooters

by Gas Man Chris October 21, 2009

Mootet

Song that never seems to end, it keeps going and going. Has little or no vocals, and is usually full of various styles of music.

This song is mootetefull

by Mootet November 2, 2008

mooters

When you go into a restaurant named, and famous for, waitresses with large breasts, they wear t-shirts that say "Hooters". But when all the waitresses have small boobs, they should probably wear shirts that say "Mooters" because really, what's the point. The food sucks anyway.

Dude, did she leave her tits at home?
Yeah. Hooters? That point is moot. Those are mooters.

by sbk510 January 25, 2013