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Medophile

a YOUNG adult (girl or guy) who is sexually attracted to an older person! very old like 70+
*old man walking by*

Sarah: oMg he's so cute!

Zainab: ur such a medophile !
by Sarah Ashk September 27, 2011
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malophile

Some one who has an obsession with apples.
Jack Davis (retard): I love apples!
Random Dude: OMG you malophile!?
by The piano man October 3, 2005
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macrophile

%10 of the population. A person who manages to get a fetish before they hit peuberty... about big people. A lot of them like feet. A lot of them don't. They're kinda weird.

Did I mention they're harder to get out of the closet than homosexuals?
Your brother. And that guy who spends most of his time near the water cooler at work. Did you know that YOU're a macrophile, too? I'll bet you didn't.
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Lycophile

A person who uses ketchup on everything.

Thanks to dnylakbr on yahoo answers who actually came up with a word for this.
A ketchup-o-holic or Lycophile.
by J.asdf January 17, 2010
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Macrophile

People who just can't get enough. Will frequently draw comics featuring themselves in wish-fulfillment scenarios where they are five hundred feet tall, half human, half centaur, half shark, half beetle, half dragon, half gryphon and half fire elemental and have at least eight arms, two penises and six breasts and have sex all the time.
He started out as a common macrophile, drawing himself as a giant hermaphroditic horse man using trains for masturbation, but then it got worse.
by Invisible Queen December 29, 2009
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Macrophile

I am such a Macrophile, it really tickles me in all of the right places, my cock gets hard just at the thought of mommy-zilla.
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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Mycophiliac

One who has an abnormal obsession, or sexual attraction to mycobacterium. Usually this person is a microbiologist or biochemistry major in college.
Don't let Phil touch the mycobacteria again, he is a mycophiliac.
by UNH Biochemistry October 27, 2009
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