My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

In my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms

A place where felBJraTIVE kind quplextion and imquplextion goes when they are good and saved and pass away from the living flesh and relbjalood body of earth 🌎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created in my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 17, 2022

My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.

“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”

by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

My Father Is Dead To Me After This

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My Father Is Dead To Me After This

by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025