Marcos Mustache

The meaning of having a dope or beautiful mustache.

That guy has a Marcos mustache he must have taken a long time to grow it.

by Itzz_yourmaster305 September 8, 2016

Omaha Mustache

The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.

I can't but help giving her an Omaha Mustache after her brown eye winked at me.

by Dub-Man (p-dub) July 17, 2020

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

Mustache Theory

The theory that the shorter the first name the greater the likelihood that person has a mustache. Only holds true for White Males that live in the United States.

Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache

Stranger to gentleman with finely combed mustache: "Hello fine sir, may I trouble you for your name?"

Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"

Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"

by Brandon with no mustache January 8, 2011

mustachemanship

A specific quality, or ethos, that distinguishes one's mustache as being of higher quality than one's peers. Possessing the quality of good mustachemanship involves not only impeccable grooming and regular maintenance, but also a confidence and swagger that says, "My mustache isn't just my facial hair, it's my lifestyle!"

Tom Selleck sure is sexy with that incredible mustache. He has great mustachemanship!

by The Vipe February 3, 2010

Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

forehead mustache

unibrow

Sam: Dude, take these tweezers and fix that forehead mustache.
Max: Thanks bro.

by steamodon August 3, 2010