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who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook
when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.
by lexicali slim September 23, 2009
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Musha

In Irish Slang: Derived from the Irish word 'Muise', meaning 'ah' or 'well'.
Musha is used in Irish slang to give either sarcastic pity, playful pity or real pity- depending on the tone used to say it.
Fred: I have the man-flu.
Ann: Awww mushaaaa - it's just a head-cold.

Child: I hurt my knee
Aunty: Awww musha - come here I'll kiss it better.

Student: I have my exams today but I was out drinking last night and now I'm tired.
Sarcastic friend: Aww musha.
by nikmeadnicolaaaa February 20, 2017
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Mudshark Melody

A Mudshark Melody is simply a cheap rap/r&b song that is played on the radio and attracts many jersey tugging white women. For some reason, by creating cheap songs and hitting particular off-notes, coupled with the common 4/4 beat, white women get all hot and bothered when they hear these songs.

The word mudshark refers to women who are on the hunt for some dark chocolate, no matter what dark chocolate it is, they want some.

Melody meaning a succession of tones or notes. In this case, cheap rappers make it easy to remember for mentally impaired audiences (aka mudsharks).
Example 1: The casual response.

Boy 1: Dammmmnnn, did you just hear that new Chris Brown song? Girls love him even though he hits his girlfriend.

Boy 2: It must be one of those Mudshark Melodies.

Example 2: Confronting the Mudshark.

Mudshark: That new Soulja Boy/Trey Songz duo is hot.

Boy 1: Why is that? Sounds like another Mudshark Melody.

Mudshark: They are the best rappers alive! Their songs are soooo deep and intimate.

Boy 1: How about you go wash that mud off and go listen to some real music.

Mudshark: You don't know shit!

Boy 1: How about you go tug on some more jerseys and show up at some more football parties?

Mudshark: I don't swim in the mud all the time.

Boy 1: Of course you do, you mud tossen ho! Now turn off that radio before I chum dis water and catch your shark ass myself.
by MadRSL July 27, 2009
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Mushburger

A wave that is completely weak and powerless, not even suitable for a longboard.
"did you go out today?" "yeah but it was total mushburger"
by cockneyfjalkjfie July 14, 2009
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mush mush mush

a reply to an insulting or pointless comment. a great way to talk back to someone as they wont have a clue wat ur on.
Cit: Mike you have been a right idiot about all this!

Mike: MUSH MUSH MUSH!!!!
by mushroommonty June 27, 2006
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Murshed

A very humble and humorous person. He may be shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he can be a crazy fucker! Very intelligent and smart and likes to manipulate people. A very lucky and useful person to have. So if you have a Murshed in your life you are considered very lucky and shouldn't betray him.
Hey it's Murshed!
by "My Name's Joeff" February 22, 2021
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Haris Murshidi

Ha- rees Moor- she- dee

A perfect package of a human. Including: Good looking, know how to comfort people, kind, always be there when you need them, supportive, has a good jokes, know how to make people laugh and know how to be a crying shoulder for someone who's in need.
He is such a Haris Murshidi! I feel so loved whenever he's around me!
by Queen sho cute December 13, 2018
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