crippled egg museum

A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.

Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.

by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010

Pulling Mussels

British slang for sexual intercourse.

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."

by Civiux April 21, 2013

MuiSui

Shortened name for a murder suicide. Use this to get Wikipedia famous. You're welcome x

On my way for a quick muisui, wont be back for dinner xoxo

by Maddoguhuhuhuhuh May 26, 2023

mussel

1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia

1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty

by dutchpantyraider December 15, 2011

muscular soldier

A term used as slang for erection

"Jane's strip tease gave me a muscular soldier last night" -Mike

by urbanman111 March 24, 2014

Museum legs

The aching legs one develops after a prolonged period of slow walking interspersed with standing still, especially when going round a museum or some other attraction where visitors are forced to be constantly on their feet.

Isn't there somewhere to sit in this place? After three hours of shuffling past Old Masters my museum legs are killing me!

by Erik_K January 27, 2009

missup

A paper mashe dinosaur belonging to a lesbian named Calvin who is the son of patreece. It is a yellow doll will coloured shapes on it and hides underneath Calvin's bed. Its only words are "M-m-m-missup."

Hey, Fluffy check out that lesbian with that dinosaur doll...it must be a Missup!

by Coonetta April 20, 2005