muskateering 

In some parts of the world, it means taking a group poop... However, in cooler places, it means going out as a group of 3 or 4 males and attracting several females (hopefully 2 to 3 times the number of men) and slaying them with "swords" over the course of a weekend - while only answering to the names Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. There is also a point system for what you do with the females, and the winner is the strongest muskateer for that specific period of time.

Come on fellow boys, let us all go muskateering this weekend - all for one and one for all!

muskateering by Porthos The Duke of Slay March 18, 2011

Elongated Muskrat 

Elon Musk's totally real fullname

Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?

Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe

Elongated Muskrat by Sayori hangs herself dudes December 15, 2022

Elongated Muskrat 

The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.

Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter?
Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏.
Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!

Elongated Muskrat by KoopaTrooper5011 August 2, 2023

muskrat

a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.

Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa...
Person 2- Muskrat,muskrat.
Matt- Hi guys!

muskrat by Terr Ahlander May 11, 2008

muskrat butt 

When you've got swamp ass so bad your ass cheeks squeak like a muskrat.

Daniel, it sounds like crickets in here.

Nah bro, that's my muskrat butt.

muskrat butt by HCJV December 15, 2017

Muskratted 

when you put every foreseeable step into a plan to ensure success, when suddenly out of no where, an unforeseen issues arises totally ruining the plan.

Ricky got muskratted when only one foreman on site had permit training, and the laid off the foreman that morning.

Muskratted by Rickybobby1 February 27, 2019

muskrat

the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.

When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.

muskrat by ruggala December 24, 2004