I was fucknig your mom in the ass then pulled out for a second and gave her a Brown mushroom tattoo then kept on fucking.
by chaigh October 22, 2008

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.
Man getting oral sex from Woman.
Man: hey, i'm about to cum!
*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*
Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
Man: hey, i'm about to cum!
*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*
Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head
by tony May 2, 2004
