Post-Coitus Mortis

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021

Multisocial

When a person is spending some face-time with friends, but is also using a mobile device (i.e. smart phone) to be on social networking sites and/or texting others.

Mary: <staring down at iphone>
Sally: "Are you being antisocial right now?"
Mary: "Pardon me, but I'm actually being 'multisocial' because I'm just texting Mike real quick."

by mecp007 January 5, 2010

gg.multistan

very nice famous besty 😇
very good editor too 🤕

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by kyuswrld December 29, 2020

murtas

A Russian for marihuana, grass, weed. Widely used in Kaliningrad.

-Murtas jest'?
-Got some weed?

-Eh, murtasiku by...
-I'd have a smoke...

by Ilya Shinkarenko January 4, 2009

selective mutism

me..

a mental disorder where speaking is hard or physicaly impossible in some situations, places, with certain people..ect..

I CAN'T really FRICKIN' SPEAK DUDEEE

i have 5 diagnosed GOSH DARN mental disorders that include selective mutism, i can speak but most of the time I can't.

by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020

selective mutism

Selective mutism is a social anxiety disorder in which a person who is normally capable of speech is unable to speak in given situations.

Paul Jefferson and his nephew Bruce Jones both have selective mutism.

by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

multislacker

A person who is a muti talent at doing nothing of human interest but only in human suffering.

Friend: Hey dude you ever get that job scrubbing those waste cans at the abortion clinic?
Dude: No man, I couldn't find any straws.
Friend: I may be wrong but you might be the worlds best multislacker!

by CosmicRider March 11, 2007