Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period
by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016
Get the Murphy's Law of first period mug."If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."
As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.
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Get the Murphy's Law of Speaking Up mug.More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.
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Get the murphy's law mug.-Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-
The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.
The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.
John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."
Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"
Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"
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Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
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