murph 

a murph is what you have when your pants or shorts get stuck in your ass crack. a frontal murph is similiar to a
camel-toe.

as in, "Dude, check out that old lady's murph!" would be a tease at the old lady's expense.

murph by mytigaz October 9, 2004

murph 

verb. The act of leaving a party or social event without informing/saying goodbye to friends or host. Also known as "ghosting."

The scene at the office Christmas party was beat so I murphed and went home around 10pm.

murph by John Schaedler December 25, 2006

Murph 

When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.

P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."

P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"

Murph by aahhmm July 29, 2012

Murph 

To pop Ecstasy. To take Ecstasy.

I'm gonna Murph tonight.

Murph by Darminder November 1, 2006

murph 

sliding your fingers at a fast pace vertically up another individual's butt crack and yelling murph whilst in the act of doing so

Man, Brian murphed the shit outta Vin today

murph by Bob dizzle May 23, 2008

Murph 

Someone who deserves to have their cheerios pissed on.

Ima get that murph.

Murph by doggfight November 2, 2010

murph 

one who is sloppy, especially when drunk (synonym = slopfest). one who is unable to imbibe more than 3 thimbles of natty light without becoming "belig." Has been known to knock over tables and spill drinks and fall out of his bed.

"Ryan was such a murph last night, I saw him getting with Creepy Stalker Girl after only 1.5 thimbles!"

murph by TC, BHAM$, T, G October 31, 2007