Yap Mufflehat

A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.

I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Muffle Bag Boy

Verb/Adjective- For a girl to use their partners hand to masturbate when they are still asleep.

Dude my wife used me as her muffle bag boy last night...

by pittsburgh@412 July 26, 2011

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.

I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.

by Groeber field March 5, 2019

Murkled

To get done in/owned/bumbaclarted/pwnd/face melted/murked/raped. Normally used in reference to situations in games during times of distress.

"Dude the Illuminate just murkled me" "yeh I know, proper bumbaclarted"

"We're about to get murkled!!"

by [DFA] March 8, 2010

Mufflepants

Underwear designed to effectively manage problematic farting.

Before discovering Mufflepants, the loudness and stench of my work-related flatulence was a terrible problem during staff meetings!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

muffler fucker

Someone who drives too close to the car in front of him/her--a tailgater.

"(aloud in car when looking in rearview mirror) Hey, get off my ass, muffler fucker!"

by AJinPhilly August 25, 2005

Muffle Button

The part of the female vagina that you see when she is standing up right with her legs together or slightly crossed and is bent over, therefore giving you a view of her muffle button

She bent over and all I saw was straight muffle button.

by MakD January 16, 2008