auntology

The study of your parents' sisters. Pronounce like ontology.

I'm working on the auntology of my mother's weird sister.

by ufo42 May 28, 2013

cuntology

the study and maintainence of being a complete liability and absolute areshole

people who study cuntology are usually pissed, have no money and remain a social outcast during their sobriety.

by dan bash July 24, 2007

murkology

the gaming study of murking or getting murked on

this can refer to players of more or less skill than you that are murking on you.

call of duty is a popular game where murkology can be studied or battle field bad company 2

Wow. That is the fifth time he has killed me. He is teaching me murkology.

by jockhater2 March 8, 2010

murkology

MURKOLOGY is we all love to get messy but the true religion of MURKOLOGY runs far deeper than gettin smashed on a wkend or turning up to work pissed every now n then, its about gettin absolutely MURKELD (pronounced mur-kel-d) at any given time... MURKOLOGY is not just a religion, its a way of life and onli a true MURKOLOGIST can party this hard... a true MURKOLOGIST lives by these commandments... being MURKELD IS THE BEST THING EVER... u NEVER need a reason to get murkeld... but u can change any given situation into one... a few quiet drinks ALWAYS turn murkely durkely... 2 answers to most questions, lets get murkeld or why not... at least 1 drug dealler in there phone... its never 2 early/late to ring sed drug dealer... theres never a wrong time to get murkeld... u onli vomit if it makes it easier to carry on but NEVER after swallowing sumthing that will enhance ur being... u can never have 2 much... will happily start getting murkeld on their own n force others to join in... doesnt need to be wi people they kno to join in gettin murkled... NEVER leave a murkologist behind, bang em in a taxi... theres no situation/place thats 2 random to get murkled... SO IF UR WEEKEND NEVER STARTS BECAUSE TECHNICALLY IT DOESNT FINISH THEN U ARE A DEFINATE MURKOLOGIST remember our motto... ITS MURKAGE SEASON :D in the name of the lion the witch and the wardeobe... may the murk be with you

guy... what religion are you?

2nd guy.. dunno really.. c of e i think

guy... well dont say your a party animal if ya dont follow murkology... dickhead

by WiZzAdOrA January 13, 2011

muckology

A dumbass club for a bunch of homosexuals.

Muckmiester on WB.com created Muckology for all the dumbasses like him. These people include JT09 Cameraboy Haugy LSU DragonLady Chavez (and his little Miata)LFPIMP LF ADAM DRAGON88 Dpierce37 scott a HHI Dave ontrider Hollywood david-d and craig-r and many many others.

by UnoWhoItIs December 31, 2007

cuntology

The study of vagina.

He was got his major in cuntology at university.

by DCG June 11, 2006

Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."

Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office

by American Moor March 13, 2021