Definitions by ufo42

iAtrium

The virtual atrium of a building in a MPRPG
The atrium of a building owned by Apple Computers
The screen which comes up when you boot up your iPhone

My iPhone is frozen on the iAtrium! Help!
Did you see the iAtrium in the new Apple building?

iAtrium by ufo42 June 1, 2013

hermaneutics 

The study of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" in an effort to explain it as a volume of moral and philosophical guidance based on divine revelation.

Hermaneutics tells us that the Great White Whale represents attainable but difficult and ultimately pyrrhic life goals and obsessions.

hermaneutics by ufo42 May 30, 2013

auntology

The study of your parents' sisters. Pronounce like ontology.

I'm working on the auntology of my mother's weird sister.

auntology by ufo42 May 28, 2013

Episstemology 

The study of why people get pissed off OR The study of stages of alcoholic inebriation from light buzz to dead drunk.

John's episstemology is kinda weird. First he gets very garralous, then after about half an hour of steady drinking, he just passes out.

Episstemology by ufo42 May 21, 2013