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Munk

To stick only the tip of your penis in a girl's vagina.
"The vagina was too small so I had to munk it for a while."
by Jon Peemack May 27, 2008
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Mun-k

Noun

Taken from the word Munkey, which is a mutated monkey. Munk is a way to call at friends, just like dude, homie, etc.
"Ey, where my Munks at??"
"What up munk"
by E.dictionz June 29, 2017
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either a person with high religius belief "Monk" also defined as the treat "doughnut". Munk has many meanings and can both mean good and bad things at the same time.
"Casper, that guy is such a munk"
"I know right"

Otherwise

"This guy is so amazing"
"Right hes such a Munk"
by SarreSwag May 3, 2023
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A man who wants to be a monkey
Hey I’m a munk
by DeadRose66 August 13, 2021
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by sziep April 11, 2020
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me
by Hamish February 6, 2003
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Verb. Refers to the act of ejaculating and defecating simultaneously due to a stimulation of the male or female genitalia that causes a sudden push on the rectum, causing involuntary deification.

Most likely to occur when one is engaging in sexual intercourse while suffering from an irritable bowel or experiencing diarrhea.

Noun. Used as a noun, Munk refers to the combination of ejaculate and feces that has been produced through the act of Munking.
As a verb:

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, to my dismay I munked all over the bed at climax and now owe her a new comforter.

The first time I performed oral sex on her, she munked on my face and I was never the same.

I learned to never masturbate after taking ex-lax for you run the risk of munking.

As a Noun:

My mother was not happy when she noticed the munk all over my shorts in the laundry.
by GoBag November 10, 2009
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