bed mumbler

A person who speaks in a low and poorly articulated voice when sleepy or recently awoken, so that you have to constantly ask them to repeat themselves. Especially refers to people whom you're lying in bed with.

you: So we should do this again sometime babe.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.

by imwithbeardy February 28, 2009

rudy mumbler

A sexual act like tea bagging but instead of putting the sack inside of the mouth, the partner rest the sack on the lips while the other person mumbles or raspberries.

While she was complaining so much about performing oral sex , I opted for the rudy mumblers so I could finish.

by Cupandsaucer November 29, 2016

chum mumbler

noun: term to describe a talkative fellatio practicioner: i.e. a chatterbox

"Sharon is such a chum mumbler. A mouthful of my man goo didn't even shut her up!!!

by Aledros July 9, 2006

Dexy's Midnight Mumbler

A Dexy's Midnight Mumbler is a person trying to lip sync the words of Dexy's Midnight Runner's classic hit "Come On Eileen"

Nobody knows the words to Come on Eileen, not even Dexy's Midnight Runners, and they wrote the stupid song.

But 1am at a retro disc, lights down, notice how everyone on the dance floor seems to know the words ..... match perfect?

Here's the real lyrics .........

"Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, take off everything
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please"

And if you turned off the music suddenly, this is what you would hear from the Dexy's Midnight Mumbler .....

"Come on Elieen ....... da da da I mean
come on yeah ..... everything
and that dress .... and that dress
come on yeah ...... oh Eileen .......... (you get the picture)

by El Craigo May 1, 2008

mumbles

A woman wearing clothing that is far too tight for her , often with no underwear, so that you can see the shape and movement of her genitals. Her lips are moving, but you can't hear what she is saying.

Man, check out Mumbles over there in the cycling shorts.

by Svenyboy August 30, 2005

mumblespeak

The attempt to cover something up by giving information that says absolutely nothing.

Devin Nunes used mumblespeak to try and divert the public's attention from the investigation into Trump's ties with Russia.

by notdahamstereep March 22, 2017

bead mumbler

Deragatory term for a Roman Catholic, in referance to reciting the rosary prayer.

In a church with all of these bead mumblers!

by anneelizabeth August 12, 2012