Mulch

Pubic Hair.

I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

mulched

When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.

Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.

by #shitsdeep January 16, 2017

MULCH

a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.

Dang, you mulched the hell out of that song!

by ouioui August 4, 2007

Mulch

Refers to cannabis/marijuana.

You boys smokin' some mulch?

by ilovefignewton November 22, 2009

Mulching

The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint

Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.

by LegitGamerGirl May 26, 2019

Mulch

Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!

Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, and Many More Mulch

by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013

mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 27, 2010