by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
by #shitsdeep January 17, 2017
a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.
by ouioui August 03, 2007
by ilovefignewton November 22, 2009
by LegitGamerGirl May 27, 2019
by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013
The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.
Dude I was mulched last night
by MgKiwi July 26, 2010