muffin

Cutiepie, sweetie.
An adorable person

That little girl is such a muffin, I would just love to pinch her cheeks.

by Catie123456 January 25, 2009

muffin

1. A pothead's way of saying "nothin".
2. Shortened version of mother fucking.

1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*

2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.

by D-Suicide May 20, 2008

muffin

a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.

Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.

by trank April 15, 2008

muffin

Refers to a baby in utero.

How's the lil' muffin doin'? Is he done yet?

by onceadadalwaysadad January 16, 2010

muffin

1. a tastey anytime snack available in multiple delicious flavors
2. a slang term for a six foot tall wild beast, namely amanda.
3. a term of endearment
4. a vampire in food formation

1. I had a corn muffin for breakfast!
2. AHH its a muffin! RUN!
3. Aww muffin, I love you!

by Leah322 May 18, 2008

muffin

one who is willing to go the extra mile and sacrifice everything in the name of fun.

See www.themuffins.com for details

by miss muffy March 21, 2005

muffin

A noun describing the act of farting into your cupped hand and pushing the fart towards a friend, thereby concentrating the odor in the vicinity of their nose.

"Muffin" (pushes muffin at friend)
"Huh...Oh nasty"

by AKB June 29, 2005