muff dive

licking out some girl

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive

by john May 14, 2003

muff dive

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.

"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"

by CKE December 25, 2007

muff dive mcgee

a person who all he (or she) likes to do is give oral sex to a women

or it could also be used as an insult to a douchbag

1.ahhhh dude muff dive mcgee, how was she.

2.hey muff dive mcgee......fuck you

by tee hee bitches October 17, 2007

Jewish Muffdiving

when a man uses his tongue to pleasure a hairy jewish womans snatch.

My mouth was full of pubic hair after a long hard night of Jewish Muffdiving your mother.

by charizard May 2, 2006

muffdiveology

The study of muff diving (aka carpet munching, eating pussy).

T-bone took Muffdiveology, a 4 credit class at the porn school.

by jujijime December 14, 2008

muffdiver

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

by sacramento football man November 27, 2011

minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.

by stanlenr January 15, 2021