muff diver 

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.

'she is a muff diver'

muff diver by HappyJeans February 14, 2006

muff diver 

Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...

She was a trained muff diver.

muff diver by PH March 19, 2003

muff diver 

when a man/woman eats/licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge

'Sera wants to muff dive Ashley tonight'

muff diver by Tingles and Sweets September 1, 2004

muff diver 

where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down.

(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

want to become a MUFF DIVER?
heres a recipe use it as a drinking game
with your friends!

RECIPE
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream

muff diver by Juma Jai February 13, 2007

muff diver 

a.k.a. "licking the meat curtains"

it's a great day for muff diving

muff diver by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Muff Diver 

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex

Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver

Muff Diver by CoReY f August 8, 2006

muff diver 

a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"

julie likes muff, bloody muff diver

muff diver by Shaun Elgar January 14, 2008