muff cabbage

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.

Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.

by Scoopable Muffins February 28, 2011

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

A slang term for a woman's vagina.

You are a muff cabbage.

by WiggyTheCanuck October 18, 2010

muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing...

You are trash! You know what you are, you're Muff Cabbage!

by Prudence86 October 18, 2010

muff cabbage

Whore

Context

cabbage = earning money, growing money (see also pimping)

muff = sweet smell in the morning; vagina

muff cabbage = earning money with a sweet vagina

"You wack job, prostitution whore, you probably sell your muff for six dollars?!.
You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage, that's what you are garbage! You sick old woman, muff garbage! MUFF CABBAGE!"

by laama October 18, 2010

muff cabbage

muff cabbage is a new slang term (come from jerseyites) for calling a woman a cunt. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

Fuck you you dirty piece of muff cabbage.

Listen here you fucking muff cabbage, you and I are going to smoosh.

by Tyler Blonigs October 17, 2010

muff cabbage

When your muff smells like what comes out of your butt after you eat a lot of cabbage

That bitch is muff cabbage...shes a stank whore

by ezekiel420 October 17, 2010