A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.
by Scoopable Muffins February 11, 2011
by jerseyshore99 October 14, 2010
You are a muff cabbage.
by WiggyTheCanuck October 16, 2010
by Prudence86 October 15, 2010
Whore
Context
cabbage = earning money, growing money (see also pimping)
muff = sweet smell in the morning; vagina
muff cabbage = earning money with a sweet vagina
Context
cabbage = earning money, growing money (see also pimping)
muff = sweet smell in the morning; vagina
muff cabbage = earning money with a sweet vagina
"You wack job, prostitution whore, you probably sell your muff for six dollars?!.
You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage, that's what you are garbage! You sick old woman, muff garbage! MUFF CABBAGE!"
You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage, that's what you are garbage! You sick old woman, muff garbage! MUFF CABBAGE!"
by laama October 16, 2010
muff cabbage is a new slang term (come from jerseyites) for calling a woman a cunt. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.
Fuck you you dirty piece of muff cabbage.
Listen here you fucking muff cabbage, you and I are going to smoosh.
Listen here you fucking muff cabbage, you and I are going to smoosh.
by Tyler Blonigs October 15, 2010
by ezekiel420 October 15, 2010