Mudbutt

When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.

P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”

by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019

Mudda

Another word for mother

That's the Mudda cool shit.

by Jkfan March 16, 2016

Mudd digger

The name of a guy in school that has bad aim with his fingers, he put them in the wrong hole.

Mudd digger is on the prowell, girls.......please watch your asses!!!!

by Bob Gruszka May 2, 2009

Mudbutt

When thine cheeks of the buttocks become slathered in the fudge from ones own factory.

"Oh my goodness, that Thai food gave me a severe bout of the mudbutt!"

by Rydawgdiggity87 September 30, 2017

Mudda

Adj: A simplified replacement of the word mother in a Vietnamese accent. This is often used before profanity to add extra but lighthearted affect to a situation.

That's the mudda bullshit.
"Mudda Pucka"
That's some mudda coolshit!

by DhAnG7499 March 15, 2016

muddle-head

A confused person.
Sometimes used to refer to a stupid or inept individual.

I cheated on my girlfriend. What a muddle-head I am!

by andrei227w January 29, 2023

Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 11, 2010