Mucci

The act wherein one defecates on one's face and then goes to school. Origin: Steve Mucci, inventor and executor of the first Mucci. Can only be done to oneself!

Dude, if you don't cut that shit out, I'll make you give yourself a Mucci.

Did you hear about Fat Tina? She gave herself a Mucci after Ted broke up with her, she was so upset.

by Giuseppi Mucci August 30, 2004

murcielago

means "bat" (as in the black, flying mammal..) in spanish. is also the name of a famous bull (for the spanish). either one could of been the reason lamborghini named the successor to their legendary supercar, the diablo, this. it is also said murcielago is the word used to describe a bull who has been so brave in the ring that he is spared the customary death.

dumb girl: "What is that roar?! Is it an earthquake!!?"
smart man: "No, look there. It is a Murcielago driving down the road."

by no_joke November 16, 2006

Muncie

A strange place indeed. Located in east central Indiana this average sized city of seventy or so thousand people one will encounter many things. Namely, crime. Muncie has been labeled as Crime city USA , although the quantifiable information is somewhat disputed, regardless, it is not uncommon to encounter a group of vicious looking white children, large amounts of marijuana, guns, and prescription pain medication. However, if vicious is what you're looking for look no further than the Whitely area. Here it is either kill or be killed. Aside from the violence, Muncie can be a decent place of living. It has its share of all demographics, especially with the location of Ball State University nearby. All things considered it is analogous to a high school prom queen; pretty on the outside, with admirable traits, but a bitch deep down.

John: "Yo, I heard Muncie has them percocets for the low!"
Bill: "I don't know bro, there are some sketch people fuckin' with Muncie."

Curt: "I fucking hate my job."
Larry: "At least you have one bro, I got laid off."
Curt: "You live in Muncie or somethin'?"

by De'Qwan January 15, 2013

Mucci-man

A person who, if given the chance, will do anything to resort from paying money. It is mostly a person who is very stingy or just does not want to spend money. They will always ask everyone for a sample of what he/she has. The name originates from the rap artist Gucci Mane. However it is Mucci- Man.

Pascal owes Zoe money.

Zoe-"Pascal when are you going to pay me my $5.75?"

Pascal- "ugh, well I actually forgot it at home" (for the tenth time in a row)

Zoe- "wow Mucci-man, stop being so stingy!"

by Godfather666 November 2, 2009

Muncie Madam

A Muncie Madam is a trashy older lader from the Midwest. Usually having origins in or near "the armpit of America" or as it's more well known...Muncie Indiana. She usually has a name that can be considered male or female, such as Toni, Pat, or Chris. She is usually reserved a seat at the pic nic table near the dominant Alpha male. The Alpha male will usually offer her his Potato Salad or Coleslaw as a sign that he is ready to mate.

Boy that lady over there sure is one hell of a Muncie Madam. You see the way Eugene just offered up the last of his "Slaw" to her?

I met this lady named Chris at the bar last night. She was a real Muncie Madam.

by Possum Pete February 3, 2010

Muncie

Pouring a shot of tequilla into a glass of wine then chugging it

OMG he just muncied the wine!

by Indy girl 500 June 15, 2010

Mumcierge

Mumcierges are your all-in-one personal assistant for busy parents, who can do a combination of cooking, cleaning, chores and childcare with the flexibility of a parents and the competence of a professional. They create the more time for busy parents to have more time for self-care.

My Mumcierge is holding the fort at home while I'm out on a break.

by Selfcaretorecharge February 26, 2017