mammered

to be so drunk as to not be able to pronounce the word hammered correctly. usually caused by slurring the 'm' in 'I'm' or displacing the 'm' sound in hammered.

i have been drunking all night and now i'm mammered

by stndnvn July 15, 2009

Mummer Cummer

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum

Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

mummerized

when a mother tidies up her son or daughter's organized chaos or reorganizes things according to her own specifications

I came home today and found my bedroom had been totally mummerized! She'd only gone and categorized all my clothes and I can't find anything.

by Quiapia September 25, 2015

Mammer Time

A failed attempt at writing Stop, Hammer Time on a contsruction LCD.

Typically found around areas with Days Inn.

Hey Jon, I need to pull over ... the sign is telling us to hammer time !!

..... fuck, nevermind ... wtf is mammer time?

by Hurleysurf24 November 22, 2007

Muammared

Violently sodomized through ones clothing by a sharpened make-shift dildo, e.g., a sharpened tree limb, without the consent or permission of the receiver.

Former Libyan strongman Col. Gaddafi was muammared with a stick in a ditch.

by psychoholica October 29, 2011

mummert

to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther and cougar.

i was going to go to 70's night at the club but i didn't want to get mummerted.

by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009

Bryan Mummert

An ok guy. He knows what other people want to do, and is very tolerant. Willing to try anything, and will do anything he can to help someone in need.

"I need some help Bryan Mummert"
"Ok"
"Bryan you're so cool :)"

by Wesker2236 February 3, 2010